THE ASSAULT VEHICLE:
THE CRACK HILLBILLY CONTINGENCY:
I mean, are they not the Charlie's Angels of rednecks?
I've gotten some intel back on the enemy. Most of the early disconcerting pictures have a striking resemblance to the famous images of the retreating Sasquatch. But I've finally received some definitive information on their most infamous polkaing teams. Their lederhosen are color coded based on their areas of expertise.
GREEN - Camouflage infiltration and snipers.
ORANGE - Demolitions experts.
|picture from theguardian.com|
I'm not sure what these guys do yet, but I have my suspicions.
Right now that's not important. Everything's set in motion. By this time tomorrow, God willing, I'll have my blog back.
The Polka Underground is going down!